andysambergg:

i have so much homework

what movie should i watch

(Source: samberglar)

the key to friendship is caps lock

(Source: ryankfolleses)

why cant i have creepy followers who ask me questions about everything

(Source: stayburned)

Boy: suck my dick
Girl: i wish you were more romantic
Boy: suck my dick in the rain

My Tumblr Life

me: ask me something?
followers:
me:
followers:
me: ok. i will reblog some photos.
Zelo: Hey, I just met you.
Zelo: I drive noonas crazy.
Zelo: But they can't touch me.
Zelo: I'm still a baby.

how do you expect me to do a homework assignment that requires a computer

do you know what happens when i get near a computer

this happens.

(Source: turnwaysgodhead)

Friend: Oh my god I read a book once that had a sex scene in it was so weird.
Friend: Have you ever read anything like that?
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: No ew that's gross what sort of disgusting human being do you think I am how dare you accuse me of such a thing.